You know how britney does the hair flip too much in her new videos? Thats me right now
you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
it never fails, everytime he manages to fuck my earrings out of my ears.
For future references, orgasms clear sinuses.
I'm taking it from the chunk of pizza I just pulled out my hair that we ate pizza last night?
I guess it was to be expected that I was put on somebody's list called penis socket.
Dude, did you fall in a toilet on the way over here?
Was face down in one actually. Bars 2, Drew 0.
This will always be remembered as the Christmas I had 15 Russians sing christmas carols to me at 130am alone in a gas station while I was stoned on pot brownies
Brought some lesbians back to the light side of the force
i mostly like you because you have a nice nose and that's an important trait to pass on to my future children
Micheal let me call him captain america while we fucked. It was awesome
I'm bleeding and intoxicated as I'm walking to my final right now. Wish me luck
Not gonna make it. His stripper neighbors are playing a Super Bowl drinking game that involves removing my clothes
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