i'd fuck the guy who invented dead baby jokes.
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
he drank a monster margarita at dinner. had to ask me if it was dollars or minutes that ended in 60.
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He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
Oh it's happening. I'm Chugging a beer while sitting next to a 6 year old
Quick question: how long can sperm live in a rug?
We are casual work acquaintances that occasionally fuck when the urge strikes. CWATOFWTUS. I know FWB rolls off the tongue better but it is what it is.
I think I was using my hair to catch my vomit last night.
You were.
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I petted my head, told my hair it felt beautiful and needed to be let free. Then pulled out my pony tail. Cheers to weed. I lose.
this hospital has no fireball
My face feels like a midget just gave birth to quintuplets
What's the best way to tell a guy he can call me when his impending divorce is finalized?
And somehow i feel like your expectations will turn out to be illegal in some way.
I got up and left his place at 3am because I remembered I had a burrito in my car.
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