ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
Soo....this goes on the list of odd coincidences. My gyno calls me while I'm going at it, leaves me a message. I check it later... thank God I tested negative.
last night I thought his shirt said yale... but this morning it definitely says old navy.
I just spent $27 on things to pee on.
I'm getting flash backs of last night. They're coming in song form.
She liked to slap me in the face while she was on top. All I can say is that big boobs can excuse a lot.
Wow, im gonna be a great doctor..."hi let me save your life but first check out this pic of me deep throating a handle of grey goose"
I told her my cab was outside the club and that I had to go, but I think we both knew this wasn't going anywhere past the sloppy bathroom handjob.
I just remembered that last night I seriously contemplated swallowing the cap to my toothpaste
did i just see you in the movie theater carrying a margarita into Frozen?
All the 6 year olds are jealous of my alcohol
I sharted in my christmas pjs :(
I made a booty call at 3:30 am on a Monday... I think I just became the ultimate female fuckboy. I don't know whether to be ashamed or get myself a trophy.
I woke up with her finger in my vag. Let's just say that I'm one horny inquisitive drunk.
And then you screamed, "I JUST WANNA POUR MAPLE SYRUP ALL OVER HIM AND RAVISH HIS BODY!!"
on a campus of 30,000 people, i should not be able to see every single guy I've ever hooked up with at one party.
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