Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
Have you been tested recently?
Well I got my shots when I was a baby so I think I'm immune
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
The last thing I remember is stabbing him with his diabetes medicine
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that girl from work that wants to bone me just said 'the last time i went this long without sex was in jail'. sup, red flag
Everyone knows relationships are a winter sport
He's almost as awesome as vicodin.
Can i tell him you said that? Cuz i know that means a lot coming from you
I just stole a conducting baton from the chicago symphony orchestra... i have to stop drinking on weeknights
I had to have the guy I went out with last night come pick me up from the hotel the next morning after I ditched him for a firefighter..don't even talk to me about a walk of shame
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Hootey the Owl eats a mean pussy.
Um, OK. WTF?
The guy from the Halloween party. We finally hooked up. Went down in me for 45 mins. Came 4 times.
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
She's cute. And her snoring noises remind me of the incidental music from Jaws.
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
Are you vicariously golddigging through me?!
I’ll call you later. There’s a jilted trophy wife looking for a revenge fuck at my door
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