If you were a Panda and I were a Koala and we had a baby, it'd be a falafel. Just think about that.
Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
How was I supposed to know she would get offended when I asked her how long it took to draw on her eyebrows.
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
He sent me $300 worth of sex toys. My clitoris went into hiding after two days.
Of course drinkings involved. They don't call it alcoholism because we eat too many skittles.
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
She literally just changed his birthday. Overly attached girlfriend has nothing on her.
Considering that your "hello" was replaced with "Fuck yo couch," I'm not surprised that you have a black eye.
Not only does DQ have s'mores shakes, sonic has a hot dog in a pretzel bun, and Wendy's has a burger in a pretzel bun. Important things are happening.
AND HOLY SHIT FLUBBER IS ON NETFLIX
Drink water, eat food, and stop tazing yourself
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
as a self proclaimed hoe im ok with a lotta things but that is not fucking one of them
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