party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
You're the only person with a favorite bar in Disneyworld
Took her home last night and it was like trying to put an oyster in a slot machine. I may have drank a little too much.
but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
I just had my first experience getting hit on by a guy. It was really awkward, he touched my chest and invited me to a gay bar because "women get drunk and let their guard down at gay bars"
thats actually pretty good logic
I just kept pointing at random people and telling the bartender to put it on their tab.
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
Nope. Flying out tonight. Staying with my great aunt who is an ex nun turned hostel owner. Best and likely most dangerous St. Patty's Day to commence in 10 hours. IRELAND!
Be safe. And I hate you.
If I had a dick, I'd stick it in some Oreo pancakes
once he tried to wake me up from my hangover nap to have sex, that's when things went downhill. he had to go.
I need a beard to bite.
Wait, there's no way I said I would suck his dick. I know drunk Katie.
No, you told him to suck YOUR dick.
See now that sounds like drunk Katie.
Dude, no, you tried to sleep on the stove. I mean. You were pissed when I stopped you... but I couldn't have you catching on fire in my house.
I think its a little fucked up she invited you to her wedding, are you going?
There is a lot of acid in my drugs right now
....ill put you down as a no then
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