It looked like if robin williams had a vagina
I'm so drunk that I ordered a root beer at the bar. Whoops?
I can feel you judging me through the phone.
if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
you screamed 'he won't go on a date with me, but he gave me a free junior chicken'
well imagine, me dating the manager equals free junior chickens for everyone
By the way, her vagina was so tight i was worried that i would be stuck forever
I'm so horny
I have no idea who this is, but I'm up for a lecture on self-respect
You're just telling me nice things because you came in my eye.
$5 long island pitchers = roommate pissing on his laptop at 3am.
This is going to be the summer remembered forever as the giant 3 month long mushroom trip.
BEHOLD THE MORNING PIGEON
SANCTIFY THE CHALK TADPOLE
THERE IS NO SOBRIETY. ONLY ZUUL.
Woke up with two different pairs of pants in the pockets of a jacket.None of the above are mine.
ITS THE FIRST FRIDAY NIGJT AFTER MOVING IN WITH THE NEW ROOMIE AND I ACTUALLY JIST RIPPED MY TAMPON OUT AND THREW IT IN THE NEIGHBORS YARD WERE GOINF ON THE BOAT AND SLEPEING IN HIS AMBULANCE GOODNIGHT
Just wanted to share my unfortunate vagina news in the hopes that it would make your vagina feel better about itself.
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