I give him blow jobs while he watches sports.. how am I not his gf yet??
The hot Japanese girl in my class just said her "favorite sexy American actor is Nick Cage." That, I can work with.
Look on the bright side, you can mark 'beastiality' off your bucket list
after eating me out, he asked for something to drink. i gave him a glass of water and he said he needed something stronger.
This flask doesn't match my outfit. I hope the gays don't mind.
It's 9:30am and I've already blown three loads. Reason #101 I love 25 year old girls.
im really going to miss that car, so many blow jobs...
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
Come back. Shots need mouths.
I had to write an apology letter to my roomate for hotboxing in our bathroom. What a bitch.
I just rolled a blunt and took my bra off. I'm not going anywhere.
Baked goods and tits. Hard to go wrong there.
don't judge but I think I'm gonna go fuck a dad this weekend
Listen, I've got balls in my face can I call you back
Hey. Did I get punched in the face last night?
Yeah. I told you I would and you didn't believe me.
Randomize
