real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
I woke up to him trying to put his dick in my mouth. When I asked him what he was doing he said he was trying to make me stop snoring...
Who is John, and why is his named carved into our toilet?
college "breaks" should be renamed "reminder why you left your hell hole of a life in the first place"
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she literally pooped in the closet. i sent the picture to everyone i know.
My grandma had to be escorted out by police.
He came out in cowboy boots and underpants holding a beer while he hugged my mom. I love Montana.
HOLY FUCK I JUST GOT WOKEN UP BY THUNDER!!!!!
I THINK I SHARTED
If you've never been partying there before, take Shae with you. Drunk Shae is like a GPS. She found us the only bottle shop still open at four, a pot dealer, and told us all which subway to take to get home. She'd never been to Madrid before. It was awesome.
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I just got a job offer for Australia. Unfortunately I have given the name of Whitney
IT'S A GIANT FUCKING ROBOT, DUDE. LOGIC IS OUT OF THE QUESTION BECAUSE AWESOME.
And thank god for autocorrect cuz I can't even think in English let alone spell in it right now.
Btw, you owe me. One (1) orgasm.
We get up to three toppings. Dignity is not one of them.
Say thank you and give him a blowjob.
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