I thought she had blonde hair
No, Gonorrhea actually
...i had to draw her a diagram of her own vagina. including a little arrow to the clitoris. shouldn't it be the other way around?!?
whenever I think of his sister, I just picture a chick with a huge beard
Um I just overheard that the new guy spent a month in jail. Obvi another great hire.
Company party. Just told vp "you look like a cat person"
If you can't find your cat in the morning it's cause i put him in the laundry basket and then put the laundry basket in the shower.
Heed the warning of the ghost of Oktoberfest present: German beer is soooooooo much better than our watered down children's piss. also lost all my clothes and am wearing lederhosen the rest of the trip.
It's not a real holiday until someone pees on you. Did someone pee on you?
When do you want to get tanked and forget our entire college education?
Don't masturbate while listening to Pandora. Just came during a buffalo wild wings commercial and I feel really weird about it.
Which one of you drunk assholes put a parental lock on my cable box last night? More importantly, what's the pin? I'm missing the UK game.
That moment when your mom is so drunk she makes you get out of bed to lay in her bed because she thinks it feels like sleeping on a marshmallow peep....
Today I learned that I have a bigger dick than Draymond Green
I'm too high and old for this...
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
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