Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
According to google history I spent most of last night trying to buy an elephant.
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
I have just figured that it takes exactly 2 and a half rums to clean the bathroom..
you dont understand this isnt a sit at a sports bar eating wings and having a beer night. this is a show up to the bar with a fith of Jack and just let what happens happen kinda night. im expecting to smack a bouncer
Ok let me change into clothes i can run in
Hey could you buy me 2 bottles of arbor mist? I'm trying to get laid tonight
I just woke up on the living room floor at my parents house. The last thing I remember was making a scene at Buffalo Wild Wings because our waitress "Sent the game into overtime" with a 0-0 score
what's your room number? I've never been there sober...
The night is not complete until I am drnk and speaking to inanimate objects
Me-World Problems: do I have my boyfriend come to my birthday party in drag, or is that too weird for the first time meeting literally any of my friends
If I'm gonna have a rotation of guys, I really should stop them leaving boob bruises...
i think i passed out for a few seconds while we were having sex but he didnt notice...
I have to touch the horse lube. :-(
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