i'm listening to "transmissions" by The Tea Party from like '97 and waxing my legs. fuck i'm awesome in my alone time
and in the morning, while we were eating breakfast, she was all " i think someone sneezed into my shirt..." she'll never know.
Literally getting boned by my flask right now. I didn't really think about this whole sneaking past security in a skin tight dress.
You tried to get the stranger on the sea bus to give you a bite of his chicken sub by repeating over and over "im in a girl band"
once you get past the part where you think youre gonna die, its the most amazing drug ive ever experienced.
Do you remember calling me a cuntasaurus rex last night?
I'm not judging you... I'm judging our friendship
He pulled his pants down and said blow me, while passing out on my bed. I then pulled his pants up as he continuously started moaning in the background.
i wasnt laughing because you were puking, i was laughing because three yards away there was a couple seriously getting it on
continuing my moment killer tradition in the best possible way
You FaceTimed your mom in the back of the limo telling her how many guys you hooked up with at the concert
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
When the state fair security guard came to yell at her for having outside food and drink she threatened to kick him if he tried to stop her and then she proceeded to chug the whole bottle.
classic
idk what happened last night but i just wokeup with nothing on but a necklace...what is this, the fucking titanic?
I'm concerned I may die tonight. All I've been told about my bday shenanigans is to bring slutty clothes, a bikini, tylenol, sunglasses and pjs. Tell me what the fuck is going on...now
bring lube too
i hate all of you
Nothing like an afternoon walk of shame across campus on parent's weekend. Damn.
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