roommate just walked in on us. two and a half times. the half, she just knocked, sighed, and walked away.
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
Left my card at the bar and had a drunk girl climb on the hood of my running car to scream at me.
I swear there's a gravitational pull from your vagina to large groups of men in uniform.
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
I feel like after that many guys, all of the water in your body is just replaced with pure jizz, honestly.
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
Had a guy offer me a shot. But he wimped out when I asked for tequila and instead ordered gummi bear shots. I don't think he has balls. I didn't stick around to find out.
But how do I turn off the feelings though?
Vodka.
I have a present for you
Like a legit gift, not just me showing up and getting naked
I just want to give face wipes a shout out for being there when im too tired or high to wash my face at night
he just fucked me for my cheese..
Thought the acid was fake. Then my reflection didn't move when I did in the bathroom.
I know you would. And one day, we'll have a moment where i'll verbally assault a stranger for you.
I fucked a 6 foot tall guy who has abs showing without even flexing... I am a wizard and I have magical powers.
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