it was like she wanted to be a once a week night stand
It all came flooding back to me: there was a woman with one hand
Yeah. I hotboxed a windbreaker.
just took my ibuprofen with ramen broth, yay college
Im making the walk of shame with half a box of pizza, its like when youre little and you get a goodie bag leaving the party
We planned for the zombie apocalypse. In great detail. Of course there was booze involved.
Ok just don't go to jail. I saw your account balance. It can't take that.
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
Well I'm over here squandering a fabulous hair day and radiant complexion
Also you can't just sext a Michelle quote from Full House.
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
I'm at a first year old's birthday party and a midget dressed as a cop just showed up. Word is we're going to toss and bowl with him. Updates to come.
A respectable fucking: good but like I don't want to get kicked out of my hotel room
I took a picture of you last night while you were drunk, trying to smoke a bowl through your nose. It's now your contact id.
Been using bowl smoking as a method of time for so long I don't know how long it actually takes to get to work
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