no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
My cousin just told me i smelled good. She must like the smell of cum.
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Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
Dude she was 62...with a boob job. And I'm proud to say I made out with that.
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I'm confused are we getting high or did someone actually die?
Had to belly crawl across the floor to the toilet with my eyes closed to puke my life out without making my hangover worse. Three times.
I was having trouble getting it up so she grabbed it and said "no, it's too big to fail"
Quick!! What's a good reason for me to have rug burn on my chin?
She just texted me that she's horny, then started quoted random music, then telling me everything she regrets. I don't think there's enough tequila in the world for me to deal with her...
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we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
When he saw my tits he said "wow you should be proud.
New fuck buddy and long time fuck buddy are carpooling home for thanksgiving. #10hrconvoaboutmyblowjobskills
Because cocaine and lesbian hookups on a Tuesday cannot be the new normal
It's 6am and I had to explain to the gas station attendant why I didn't have shoes on and I'm covered in maple syrup.
Never thought I’d use my computer science degree for teledildonics, but here I am
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