You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
i watch way too much csi for them to even pretend to be my friend.
why is it whenever you puke in the park there are always little kids on the swings?
i woke up wearing her shoes. this night isn't going on my highlight reel
You do realize that we got a stripper to do the YMCA for us on the main stage... Right?
Tonight will bring shame to my future grandchildren.
I'm still not a hundred percent.. I haven't shit anything solid in two days.. I have pulled my puker muscles and I can't take deep breaths cuz of other unidentified muscles/maybe heart attack
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
Not much, really baked..... beethoven is AMAZING it's like i'm flying in space with baby jesus
I was to the point where my socks were drenched in ranch dressing
i woke up and saw you were brushing his hair naked. I can never pass out around you, man.
Had a dream I beat up niall then madeout with him while snorting coke out of a dragons egg
Ugh contemplating vodka and chocolate protein powder as this Capri sun and vodka isn't really cutting it
Yes, bail money means jail. It also means lie to dad, do it now.
I FUCKED WHEELCHAIR DUDE
HE'S INTO WEIRD SHIT
GOOD KIND OF WEIRD SHIT
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