She gave me a bj in her parent's kitchen while I ate the rest of her mom's birthday cake. Fuck. Yes.
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
We found her hiding in the bath tub.. And when i opened the curtain she replied "thank you" and walked out like nothing happened.
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
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Also, I think I'm too drunk to be at the gym right now. But how sober do you need to be for IM volleyball?
Man, I wish they all looked like that. Your vagina deserves to have a nice frame around it, and God's signature at the bottom.
Are we in any of the areas with tornados?
Dude, i don't even have pants on yet, it's too early to think about tornadoes.
I set up her keyboard so that no matter what she does, it will open up RedTube. Click and command Q all you like, its going to porn. No I play the waiting game
Just resonded to a booty call with "how much effort is required on my part?" I think I've finally reached the point of smoking too much pot
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although steph and I had 3 bottles of wine by that point and watched an opera that featured a black dildo so anything was possible really
I took it upon myself to take one shot of tequila to have an excuse for hitting on my not-single coworker. It worked.
I just faked an orgasm while masturbating. Idk what exactly my problem is but I have one
I spent the entire night stroking his hair. He was cool with it. Never thought a ginger stoner would help me work through my social anxiety but here we are.
so go get some goddamn bacon and lay in his bed naked. he'll love it.
We need to get walkie talkies for when we're drunk so if we are at different parties or lost we can talk
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