mom just called and i was mid bong hit but i answered anyways coughing and sounding rough she the apologized for waking her little angel up. its 2PM
wait can you just look around please? that was my favorite bra and i've already asked like 3 other guys
If we have to be apart I understand. Being separated is probably best for our relationship now. I look forward to our booty calls.
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
You do realize I got a panda tattooed on my ass just to get you laid, right?
and then you started talkingabout how you wish birth control was disspensed as a candy necklace
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
But mostly the blowjob in the airport bathroom was what I was laughing at.
I donkey kicked that mother fucker. Never stood a chance.
It was a door. A completely inanimate object, of course it didn't stand a chance you idiot.
She said you told her you were ready to be a dad. We just got back from our purchase of the morning after pill. That took me 2 hours of convincing. No more fucking my sister.
1. Thanks. 2. No.
I need my sock, sombrero, maracas, and I just heard I had a light saber, if thats the case...i want that back too
I got fucked in a bat mobile this morning. Being slutty rules.
We bird danced in front of the bird cages for 20 minutes. I think it was our way of being like fuck you guys you're in a cage and we're on summer break.
Stranded. In bathroom stall. No toilet paper. I repeat NO TOILET PAPER! Assistance needed asap. GO! GO! GO!
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
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