i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
Dancing like a fucking crazy person to jai ho with a snow ball in her hand. Snow days make her go nuts.
I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
It's never good when you wake up covered with burns
someone wrote on his wall: "congrats on your engagement"
I think you may want to look into that...
I traded my shirt for vodka. I wonder if my parents can pinpoint where they went wrong raising me.
Pretty sure the girl next to me in Chipotle just came out to her mom.
ive penciled you in for a day of excessive drinking
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
I was gonna buy a KIA, but then I remembered how awesome the sex was in the back of a Hyundai so I went with that.
I'm not drinking with you for AT LEAST a day
Why can't you just come over, fuck me, then leave so i can get stoned and watch law and order?
If my vagina were a person, it just ran a marathon.
We didn't have a place to have sex. So we timed the automatic car wash & spent $9 for 3 minutes and 45 secs of car sex.
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
Randomize
