You're completely useless in the revolution.
I just got stood up by an 18 yr old. fmylife.
He has such a weird drunk-voice.
dude, he's deaf.
im learning from these one night stands last time i came in her this time i came on her AND deleted every contact in her phone!
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Yeah i knew he wasn't okay when he told me he was "seeing his vision"
We are lost and the only things we have are peanut brittle, cookies and vodka. I think we'll make it.
Dude id rather jerk off w a fist full of bee's than deal with that girl that never stops talking.
I don't like getting sloppy drunk but I don't like getting just half drunk either, I'm way too responsible if my blood alcohol level is below 0.2
You were pouring Patron into the window of the squad car trying to get the police dog to drink it
So thats why that cop beat my ass?
Probably
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Megan brought her friend up last night, greeted her by drunkedly taking a piss all over her duffle bag of clothing
Why do you have an empty bottle of port in your bathroom bin?
And that was the night we had mind-blowing sex with the score from Raiders of the Lost Ark blaring on vinyl in the background...
I just remembered I did the whole byebyebye dance at the bar
I was totes going to lose it to him last night, but I cried and we ate mexican food instead.
so on the street and some kid is chanting "cheeseburger, cheeseburger, cheeseburger!" while pumping his fist in the air. i agree.
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