The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
take the plastic off of my new air freshener and i'm not going to eat you out for a month.
Bisexual people are plain selfish.
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I sharted in my sleep... I didnt even think that was possible.
I wish i could call my weed and hear it ring. That's how i found my phone.
It's almost like sex with her has gotten boring... like it's still good, but the creativity is lacking... it's times like these that i wish she still wanted me to gag her
I knew the only reason I bought a smartphone was to play "You're Havin My Baby" on the way to cvs to buy Plan B.
Hey, so, you were my "one phone call" last night... Thanks for not picking up. See, this is why I never call you.
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Please write a memoir and name it "Game Boy and Dick Stuff"
We exchanged snapchat usernames instead of numbers. Is that what America has come to?
Now I have the opportunity to have Chris Pratt or Channing Tatum?!? What a time to be alive.
So how often do you needs to see my tits today then?
Is it acceptable to respond to a declaration of love with 'and I love your dick'? Asking for a friend who shares a name and possibly a phone number with me. Entirely coincidental.
How are they?
Amazing! These new boobs are going to break blouse buttons and wedding vows!
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