69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
im pretty sure one of the guys i was dancing with at graffiti wrote on my back "you rock". now feel like a danced with a 5 year old.
Before he took my jeans off all he said was "no hard feelings from middle school right?"
I felt like a fire hydrant the vomit just kept coming out
Hey man, did I leave the bottom drawer to my refrigerator that I had beer in at your house by any chance?
i found her half dressed with her feet in the washer..she said it was sooo warm.
You kept saying thank you to the automatic toilet as it flushed your puke.
Was just explained ingredients in a four loko. Puzzles of the universe starting to piece together.
My boobs looked so good under the black light I saw a girl physically cover her boyfriend's eyes.
How awkward is it to have the guy you used to sleep with congratulate you on your engagement? I'll tell you. Very.
apparently in the middle of sex, i said "i just really love the food network i watch it every day"
Btw, apparently no one knows who ordered the pizzas for the after party, no one paid, and the delivery lady made a celeb shot, took a beer, then said she'd be back later to finish up the game...
Idk she seemed really innocent until she snorted that line of vicodin
He fucked me while I was smoking his blunt. His apartment was trashed and he drives a van that looks like it’s been hit by a train but still 10/10 would fuck again.
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