And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
He just became a fan of Chelsea Handler on Facebook. WHY DO I ALWAYS PICK THE GAY ONE
Even though ive seen her get fisted by another girl at a party, shes still a doctor.
Sorry 4 leaving u in the dumpster last night
when he put a condom on for a handjob cuz he didn't want to "blow his load in the car" i started to question my choice in guys..
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
I had very briefly met him a few years ago. My friend was tired of hearing us both complain about being horny. She figured she would fuck two birds with one stone.
I would rather burn my vagina off with a damn flame thrower before I would touch anything that has touched her skank ass.
I have this terrible fear I might accidentally text a pic of my dick to my grandma
WHAT KIND OF DEALER ONLY WORKS FRI-SUN???
Ours, apparently.
Calm down I'm not kidnapping the bartender
I just ordered a five person drink for myself.... Right about now you should start saving me from myself....
kick those bitches in the teeth and tell them mama came to party
Come over. Bring drugs. My sister is making cookies. She took Valium. They should be badass cookies.
The cat hopped on my bed and watched me masturbate naked with a vibrator. I've never felt more sorry in my entire life
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