fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
I dreamt Michael Jackson dropped his pants in front of me and I had to ignore it.
Told a girl i wanted to feel her bellybutton from the inside... I need to learn how to flirt
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
It's my diet secret . . . it's like slimfast but I call it cockfast instead.
I am a human short and spout . Here is my jager Herr is my redbull . When i get real drink i shout out. Tip me over and pour yeager out
I wish I was a power ranger. Also the universe is immense. Like it never ends. Never.
The lady sitting right behind me on the bus has baby birds in her purse. Shes feeding them bugs from a cup with a pair of tweezers... I love san francisco!
I just took the soggiest of beer shits and all i have to eat is shredded cheese and more beer. I need an adult.
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
I mean you're asking high Chelsea. I'd sell myself for a rice crispy
wtf guys I thought we agreed on no more knives. So much for not destroying the house
I got a discount on the lube for giving the cashier focaccia bread from work.
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
He's got a big dick, a steady job and tells me I'm pretty. There is litterally nothing else I look for I a guy.
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