all i remember is you climbed in a garbage can and said you were trashed
I just heard a guy scream "it must be five o' clock!!" and another guy screamed "somewhere!!!" out from different balconies.
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
its time for step 4 of getting over him: post his number on the transvestite page on craigs list asking for pics
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I came so hard that my back seriously popped like 5 times.
She pulled out a handful of chest hair. And then gave the room a Brave Heartesque speech.
Considering showing up at your house with coronas. I'll be wearing a sombrero and that's it.
Party city is having a sale on maracas
I must have some kind of deep rooted instinct that tells me when a boys virginity needs to be taken.
Suppose hypothetically u received a request for face time communication with a gentleman who looked astonishingly like a penis. Would you indulge him in conversation? Hypothetically of course.
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I think someone cast a spell on the lazy stoner rich boy stereotype and it came to life and called me.
I have a 8 minute video of a fish tank on my phone.
We need to stop going to pet stores high.
So I couldn't find Leif..... He fell asleep in our closet upstairs trying to get changed into warmer clothes
I'm sorry for getting drunk and throwing a robo-bird at you.
It's the first weekend of the school year and I'm already selling stuff for booze. Need a microwave?
Even in drag you're still better looking than your sister.
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