FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
found some acid from a couple months ago while looking through christmas lights. Looks like santa came early this year.
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
Just found out that wake n bake is not one of the 7 habits of highly effective people..
I don't understand how anyone could look at him and think, 'Yeah, that's a good idea.'
Like. I probably should fuck him. I owe him for breaking his thumb.
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
Nice just gets you lonely or dead. I don't like those options.
casual night just sitting in the kitchen at 2 am eating stale chips and hot sauce while my friends younger sister is cleaning all the blood off my body
Although a guy bought me a shot of fireball last wknd and I told him he wouldn't even get half a handjob for that and walked away so don't tell me I don't have standards
Literally got mad at him this morning because we didn't have time to have sex for a third time. I think I'm getting greedy.
I got into a fight with the dude who fell asleep on my couch bc he wouldn't wake up but managed to get a lunch date set for thurs with another guy by the time he finally left. So how's your day so far?
How good was the sex? She sent me a fruit basket the next day.
my dad walked in on me peeing into the trashcan in our kitchen last night at like 2am. wtf
Hungover at Subway, watching a business guy try to squeeze his way past my car to get into his. Bitch shouldn'ta parked over the line.
You truly are a temple of morality.
I am the night, I am justice, I am currently watching the fat biz guy pay a frat boy to back his car up for him so he can get in.
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