Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
Buying weed on Christmas. Gotta love Jewish drug dealers
over or under 1pm before my bracket is too blurry to read?
Peach margaritas. And fuck whatever you're about to say, the girl to guy ratio is like 6:1. I need those odds
She's in Spain. I'm in Holland. World Cup Final is Sunday.
Dude, it's like the Romeo and Juliet of FIFA.
In case you were wondering, my scare crow is wearing your outfit from last night.
before we even ate breakfast we'd found an eighth of weed in some old purse she never uses. it was gone by lunch
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
I'm cheerleading for traffic. people are staring. Why am i the only high person on the way to class?
Everything was going great until my fake mustache fell off when we started making out.
im not trying to sound dramatic, but im covered in microwavable lasagna
Last night you snap chatted some chick a pic of bottle service with the caption "send tits"
I mean it could have been worse, I could have been sober.
"I'm a professor to university students" I say as I realize I have a nipple piercing that I have no memory of getting
I let a 30 year old guitar player that works at a call center go down on me in his backseat last night
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