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say what?
wanna hang out?
Fake titties should be able inflate and deflate like tires. So on Saturday you can put on your Double D hooker titties or Sunday put on your size B church tits.
After grabbing my boob for a couple minutes he then decides to ask me if I was awake.
I tipped the hot bartender my entire wallet. Again.
I feel like I'm on let's make a deal. should I go with what's behind bulge number 1 or bulge number 2?
I want a burrito.
Truly, you are the voice of a generation.
I didn't just randomly come up with it. But if you want to give me extra credit for creativity I have a bare chest and chocolate sauce left
NOT EVEN KIDDING RIGHT NOW. THE GUY IN THE SPIDERMAN COSTUME JUST FELL OFF THE ROOF INTO A BABY POOL. GET HERE NOW!!
My chest smells like french fries. Get at me attractive men.
Favorite thing said to me in 2012: It's like you have two tongues!
Were you keeping a list?
We shouldn't eat pizza in the pool
We r drinking tequila out a glass bottle and smoking weed underwater, pizzas the least of our concern
DC is easy, you will figure it out.
I'm drunk and blonde. You are wayyyy underestimating this.
To confirm, you are a grown ass man and you just asked me what her vag looked like.
For not really liking Christmas, I have an astounding amount of holiday-themed lingerie
You mentioned his name and i threw up a little.
Randomize
