You can't have hate sex in a hallway!!
It was the gentlest way I could hit on a girl who just got hit by a car
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
i just wasnt prepared to have the baby of one of two french firemen. threesomes are too confusing.
do you think theyll let us bring mariachis to the strip club?
I found his backpack for the weekend. All it had was ping pong balls, mardi gras beads, and Tums.
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
the amount of chicks and firearms here is unnerving. this will end awesomely or at the morgue.
Ya I don't think I'm going anywhere, a cum towel, beer, and Vicodin was just exchanged in our white elephant present game
I'm playing a lilo and stitch drinking game
Aloha alcoholism.
literally 50% of my time being 20 has involved my genitals thus far
Just got road head. In broad daylight. On the interstate. During rush hour. Pushing the envelope one public bj at a time.
I don't think my professor is going to remember the Halloween party... or the fact that he made out with a priest.
I fucked R2D2 last night. I consider Star Wars day a success.
I know right, I would blow him just for the satisfaction he would taste like vodka
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