I am I'm going to have heart failure he's peed on my life.
i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
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he called me back to his office so he could lick a line of pixie stick off of my thigh
be sure to add "office slut" to your resume
The doctor asked me what height I fell from to hurt my back.. I answered keg height
his eyes are fucked up, he bumped into the cabinet while standing in my office, and he's pounding chicken soup, and he must have chewed on 8 pieces of gum before he got here.
Just found a peacock feather in my car. Should I be the least bit concerned about this?
I'm having Vietnam flashbacks. This Kid I hooked up with is speaking in class and I keep experiencing the terror.
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Which one of you fuckers thought itd be funny to see if the kitchen table can float.
You will never truly trust yourself until you have shaved your armpits, legs, and vagina in the dark.
Nothing worse then being at the gym on the elliptical next to a guy looking at porn on his phone
Come get your boyfriend. He is hammered talking to me about hot dogs and casinos.
i ate pretzels. i might be the first human to be hospitalized from pretzels. that's how bad this is.
I left my Bacardi and dignity in your freezer. Will come get it later.
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