I just woke up in the 4th floor lounge at 5:30AM with my ipod on to springsteen and a condom on
i have to start hiding my credit card when i drink i woke up this morning with 4 emails from Farmville telling me i spent over $800 on coins last night
Just passed an anti-circumcision dude with a sign. Handing-out-bibles guy has been officially one-upped.
I'm not inviting you over anymore if my cat keeps ending up in the freezer...
It was like little house on the drunk prairie.
She just tried to snort granola up her nose but its ok she's not bleeding.
Our Icelandic basketball player brought cocaine and rachael is screaming that he should do lines off her stomach. It's that kind of party
so, she was so drunk she tried stabbing me with a corn dog stick
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
I just want dates and sex but the option to have that with whoever whenever I want
Will it be a clothes optional week when I get there? I have an amazing outfit of tattoos and toenail polish planned.
You were running around waving the flier in everyone's face and thats how we ended up in a church eating free breakfast tacos at 3 am
At least I had a $10 coupon for Plan B today. Smart shopping for bad decisions
So apparently I initiate sex in my sleep
He sent me a picture of his dick as a snake, I'd say things are going great.
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