what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
You were parading around the bar chugging girls drinks and then asking them if you could buy them a drink. It was actually genius
This just in: I met a girl who does the phone sex phone lines, and shes' 5'4" 320. I'll never get a hardon again through a phone.
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
Hey, don't feel sorry for me, the two girls in front of me just ordered 18 dollars worth of taco bell. Life could be worse.
We totally just fucked in a closet. These vacations with his family are causing creativity I never thought I had.
He said he was going to "rock my world". I wonder if he too has a false sense of confidence and accomplishment stemming from a complete lack of honesty from our own female counterparts.
Haha that's why you never name the penis. Its like a pet, once named you will most likely get attached.
I cannot take someone's straight and gay virginity in one threesome. It's just too much responsibility.
We enjoyed our moment of partial gayness together
110% paid for our cab with a lap dance
I offered to lick your vagina while wearing a suit... Pretty sure chivalry is well alive.
I'm pretty sure NORMAL roommates don't have to hide each others sex toys from their fuck buddies.
Things he has managed to cum on so far on spring break: my bikini, my back-up bikini, three of my four bras, two pairs of panties, four beds, six chairs, the floor of several hotel rooms, the window/door to the balcony from both sides, my tits, my face, my stomach, his stomach, my ass, his best friend's girlfriend's face, and his best friend's dick.
Just FYI spring break is over and you're supposed to be back in class but hey sounds like you had your orgy so congrats.
I'm sitting naked on my bathroom floor and it remind me of us.
That's my way of saying I miss you
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