You are possibly the most enthusiastic, likable bad influence I've ever met.
they had a keg party to fund her abortion.
I can hear my fat mexican neighbor yelling "do you like that!" ...I hope its not his dog
im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
What kind of flower means "I want to have unprotected sex with you, preferably from behind?" because thats the message I'd really like to send on Valentines Day
Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
I can't be the first person ever who had to explain why her bottle of orange juice had a picture of a screwdriver drawn on it
Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
Just caught my first cougar this fake was worth every fucking penny.
Yeah that doesn't involve enough booze, count me out
Right when he asked me if I was on birth control my dad walked in. This is my fate.
The kitchen also doubles as a screaming room after midnight as long as you have something to muffle the sound
I think one make out session at a bar per year is probably the best choice.
You stumbled in the door as high as a kite, & ran into the table. I asked you if you were all right. You replied with "I don't have any soup."
If we're going to communicate going forward, you'll need to be versed in Gillian Anderson.
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