I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.
Whoever decided putting Tom Seizmore and Heidi Fleiss together in rehab should win some kind of award.
Day 3. Will have to postpone job hunting by a month. May have blown out my knee. Was sunburned on Friday. Now look painted red. Still alive. All worth it.
boobs and vodka. thats all i can remember, finals week needs to stop ending like this..
He thought I was flirting with him but really I just needed someone to hold me up.
I fell asleep to him stroking my ass calling it his precious.
You may want to re-read your sent texts from last night. You were texting me about your "fire shits" spelled 6 different ways between 3 and 5:30 AM.
I hate drunk me more than anyone else in this world
Have you seen that new toaster that burns your pics to toast? Let's drink some booze and discuss what I have I mind.
Someone messaged me on POF and wished me a Happy International Women's Day. Why do I even bother anymore?
You are ridiculously similar to a unicorn, and I want to fuck that unicorn.
My friends say stay away from him but it’s still 2017 so I’m allowed to make shit decisions until midnight hahah
friends who go to the bar together leave the bar together and im not leaving you behind ohana means family
It’s gonna be hard being interviewed by this girl without remembering the time she showed me her nipple piercings at Dylan’s party
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