So I'm at the Chevron by your house. I need a condom and a couch.
Together?
Preferably.
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
My getting drunk and marrying a stranger in Vegas final court annulment papers just came in the mail... I might frame that shit
We're trying to see who can drink the most and still be eligible to donate blood tomorrow.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You put your name in his phone but not your number then screamed "Open the door!" and jumped out of the car
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
Am I not being subtle enough by giving him a rainbow striped bong, during PRIDE MONTH?
The lady at walmart just said she is so happy im still alive....Was i that drunk on the 4th? Dont answer that
Reasons I shouldn't drink... My twitter drafts keep getting more and more emotional.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He looks like an accountant with a secret kinky candy filled center.
I accidently sent a dick pic to the group chat with her family. Right after they all said it was a pleasure having me for dinner. Wana drink with me?
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST.
I love her so much I can forgive her for wearing crocs
He got mad at you last time bc you tried to rap battle him via text. This is strictly business.
Ahhh, beer. My second favorite breakfast drink.
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