All I've ever wanted to do in life is right
Maybe you should learn how to spell write first
i just heard my neighbor say from outside my window "i don't give a shit what he does, what the hell am i gonna do with my son's penis?"
Reach down the front of your pants and feel around for a while. When you find your balls, leave the library and meet me at the bar.
we need to drink 2009 down the drain
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Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
It feels wrong to have dick mouth at a family dinner.
Just in case you were wondering I sent you a text at 4:37 in the morning because I woke up on the side of the highway at that time
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
He gave me a hug and said "He doesn't deserve you, Anna. Your boobs are great, and I'd fuck you anytime. Any. Place." I need a new 'gay' friend.
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There was a pirates of the caribbean marathon on. No matter how much you like rum, it is NOT possible to outdrink the pirates. They always win.
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
It is becoming increasingly more likely that my entire halloween costume will be entirely composed of borrowed clothing from the two girls I'm hooking up
I feel like I was playing penis roulette last night nd I landed on the wrong one.
If you send me another picture of a donut on your penis while I'm at work, I may have to slap you With the donut.
I may be a complete scumbag but even im not willing to spend a grand and sit on a plane for 24 hours just for shrooms and a blowjob
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