I had just got her shirt off when I realized that I was about to fuck Chewbacca from Star Wars. The way she moaned confirmed that I was.
imagine a blue Jetta with an ILLINOIS license plate that read JISLORD..... upon pondering it for 10minutes I came to the conclusion that J stood for JESUS and IF the license plate had enough room it would read "Jesus Is Lord"
you made your own hammock out of a towel and duct tape.
There is nacho cheese and blood everywhere.
I just want to jump into a ballpool of dicks now.
No more vodka shots for you. Last night you begged a man on your knees to sell you his beard. He had no beard.
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
It takes a special friend to go vibrator shopping with
Yes. It does.
He saved you from those guys at the club, took you home, and made you breakfast. If this isn't your come to Jesus moment IDK what is.
I feel like cursing someone's first born child right now. Like I wanna maleficent some bitch.
third nipple confirmed
coughing up blood. I'm leaving for the doctor now. P.S. I just won $350 on the wheel of fortune machine in the casino.
You threw up in your own shoe then wore it home
I never thought in a million years that I would have a threesome with my boss and his wife and yet here we are.
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