he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
He brought a jar of pickles to the party. So now I've had beer, animal crackers, AND a pickle since noon.
Stole every fake plant from the lobby and placed it in front of you're apartment door, Enjoy!
Omg, looked at my call history, and judging by the times of calls it took me like half hour to walk home frommcds
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
drinking ice water after you brush your teeth, is like Antarctica blowing a load into your mouth.
so I am that guy with the red solo cup in class. someone has to step it up.
Didn't you used to babysit him?
18 years ago I helped him into his clothes. Today he helped me out of mine.
Apparently, acid is a good substitute for cash if you don't have any! Who knew?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You woke up butt naked, peed yourself said something about jumbo shrimp, and passed back out 10 seconds ltr..
Dude I puked in a snow bank and then fell face first into it
I think he's like Cher he's going to live forever but not as scary looking
They think I'm one of them. I'm about to get drunk in a Santa suit and bust down the door singing Christmas carols.
I spent half my night explaining that i'm in an open relationship to the guys that I liked, and the other half of the night explaining that I have a boyfriend to the guys that I didn't like.
ok first of all what the fuck
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