You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
Hannah Montana > iCarly
I'm disregarding that text and your testicles entirely
My professor just suggested making the state of the union more interesting by turning it into a drinking game. Brilliant!!
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I had to drink heavily last night because I needed to forget that you told me you want to blow my dad.
it's 10:36pm. Do you know where your penis should be?
My liver is crying. And I feel like I got fingered by Edward Scissorhands. While he was wearing brass knuckles
What color suit is the proper "i banged the bride" attire?
on my way to nyc to take a survey about my sexual activity. if you dont hear from me for a few days, assume they had me committed...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Well, I convinced myself I had a sixth toe and then I ripped it off. So I PRAY you're doing better than me.
I woke up this morning half naked, smelling like an ash tray, with an empty bottle of jack next to me, and now someone named Dora the anal explorer is texting me.
how much boxed wine can one drink before work in a couple of hours?
We were making fun of some people having sex on the beach, an hour later we were having sex on a golf course
I woke up beside him and almost cried. Then I realized you were on the other side so I knew I hadn't made any bad decisions.
I had Mac n cheese made with weed butter last night. Epic
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