i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
I am the poster child for what not to do during sex. Soon they will be calling an undesired position after me
At home depot. Final room inspection is tmrow, gotta paint over the puke stains
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I FUCKING SERVED PEOPLE AND POURDED JUGS AND GOT FREE BEEEEEEEERERTERRY
Oh my gosh they are following me around the bar
Blow your rape whistle
I just had a vision of confetti exploding out of someone's vagina to the sound of air horns... I think that would be welcoming.
I like the way you think.
I don't care. I'll text you about my butthole whenever I please. That's what you signed up for in this relationship.
I just remember being happy that I got that toilet fixed so I had somewhere close to throw up
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Not even joking, someone broke into the house to watch porn. The cops are on the way.
I just connected with one of your drug dealers on LinkedIn.
Yeah and you keep saying "I know how to win America." While running away from us
i would stab him if he didn't just tell me he is a priest
Quick question—how good are you at digging holes? I mean, besides the one you've dug for yourself. asking for a friend
First you stole a hockey stick out of the nieghbors yard and claimed you were moses leading his children home. Then you led us around the same block twice before I called the cab
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