From behind she looks like Richard Simmons
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
her roommate was in the bathroom for over an hour so i volunteered to take the dog out and i shit in the bushes
She is sleeping in a dress because she's too drunk to put "real clothes" on
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I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
The party went downhill once the fire department had to be called to put out the kitchen fire.
All these girls I talk to are like I've never had a hangover and I'm like you don't drink right here let me show you
Just fucked up my mustache shaving, gonna have to take it off because now it makes me look like a pedophile
FYI your old mustache made you look like a pedophile
alcohol and riverdancing are a dangerous mix. have a spraind ankle. i die now
It's five in the morning. wtf?
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At the ER. John needs stiches. Fuck pub trivia nights.
We're friends with benifits... The benifits being I'm fucking her boyfriend
slept with a 6'5 mountain man from Montana and then he played 'Girls Just Wanna Have Fun' on repeat..
Sarah just give sum homeless dude a lap dance, took like 2$ worth of change from his cup and was all like, "Biiitch, this aint free"..
Always great to be boarding a plane when you realize that what you thought was gas is actually very untrustworthy
Got any extra dick over there? I’m running low
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