This guy sitting next to me just bought a plot of land off the internet. On a whim. In the middle of class
just fell over trying to sit on the toliet like a robot.
I only have two playlists on my iPod. One for when im getting drunk, one for when I'm getting high. Is this something to be worried about?
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
getting a black eye the first day of spring break really sets the tone for the rest of the week.
She's going to get preggers, drop out of school, and end up working at mcdonalds. Great for our mcdoubles habit but bad for her future.
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
Nope. Too hot. We just sat in my tub with cold water spraying on us drinking coronas. This summer heat is killing my libido slowly
Hey to make you feel better about last night, I just shit my pants.
I left my bra and a book at his place. He's a hot Scandinavian who is into physics and computers - had to step up my game.
Lesson learned. Don't roleplay with a real knife.
Your brother just walked into my room, pissed drunk and butt naked, got into my bed and fell asleep. In knowing I am gay, you have one hour to deal with him before I do
I took my makeup off with mouthwash. Seemed like a good idea. It worked.
I also woke up in a bed soaked of pee and drunkenly lectured him on the dangers of chewing tobacco... weird night
I don't know how it started but we all ended up shirtless andI was covered in crawfish and wearing a sombrero.
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