I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
Definitely just saw a grown man at wal mart wearing high heels and carrying a baby
What the fuck were you doing at wal mart?
And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
Thanks for getting me home last night.
No worries. I'll always be there for you, just like Mufasa.
Dear drunk me, don't shave my balls til you're sober. My junk looks like a pomeranian with mange.
Dude it was weird. The strippers vagina tasted kind of like your mother's.
She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
This time, try to not get fingered in the middle of the living room.
I DIDNT GET FINGERED
I was rubbed
Last time we had a party like that I woke up naked on the pool table with a chalk outline around me and a empty bottle of jager duct taped to my hand.
Yea. I'm excited about this party too
Can I bring some rope too? It's not too early for bondage talk, is it?
We woke up at 7:30am. We got a 30 rack, yelled at all the freshman shackers walkin back to their dorms, played a game of beer die, and boned all before 11:00am. I found my soulmate
Ps I'm glad our relationship hasn't progressed into having to get married so we legally can't testify against each other
Don't forget to bring $1s for the strippers. Make it rain!!!!
Thanks, mom, will do
I guess it's too forward to greet him with a blow job?
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
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