Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
The required reading for this week is a paper about birds called great tits. Let's see my TA keep a straight face through this discussion.
Spent 30 minutes in the board meeting trying to figure out where the foul smell was coming from. Thought it was the guy's feet sitting next to me. Then i uncrossed my legs. Turns out it was my vagina. Thank goodness for travel size febreeeze.
Its like they don't get that I only talk to them before homecoming, thanksgiving, or any other time I go home. I love highschool girls.
we've decided to start cutting you off when you can't figure out how to work an ipod.
Everyone threw up but him. I took off my shirt because I puked on it. There were also a lot of drag queens involved.
The guy I fucked in San Diego is camping with us for coachella... Awk.
If I come back tomorrow to find a certain football player tied up and locked in your closet, shit's gonna get real.
I'll set him free tomorrow morning ;)
Just sent my cousin to buy me a new bra cause mine is zip tied to a bar in the middle of nowhere Iowa
My new dealer was watching Space Jam and eating ham off a frisbee when I went over. He's my new favorite person
Got stuck at my fwb place for three days because I decided sex was more important than my safety in the weather. Worth it.
I fucked her ex bc she fucked mine but now we're cool and I'm watching her dog this weekend
He was really cute! And I know but it's just like getting my fix ya know? He's basically a human vibrator.
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