I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
Jake died.
WTF????????? That's how you tell me????
Oops typo. Jake cried.
Whats the glycemic index on semen?
Married on the beach in PCB while blackout drunk. Bonged beers on the sandbar for a bachelor party. They shotgunned beers at the end of the vows. How is spring break allowed to happen?
I might not be able to enter cuba but that doesn't mean that a cuban can't enter me
you called her butter tits and then threw up in your cup. i dont know if theres any way to come back from that
He just told me the blow job I gave him was like a journey
A guy at one of our big accounts just said you probably dont remember meeting me saturday night ps you were right about those two girls being lesbian
On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
No Bryan wants to get drunk, rub inappropriate dudes legs, talk about my vagina and send me pics of his boomerang dick. That's not how you watch basketball.
That's how he does EVERYTHING!
Se wrote an essay in class about proper and fashionable winter wear for dogs. Of course I regret fucking her.
There's a rash on my genitals that would like a word with you.
Nothing ruins an orgasm faster than accidentally calling out his boss's name
Must be why he thought choking was foreplay. Like WTF? No.
Dude, he turned on “London Bridge” by Fergie and GAVE ME A LAP DANCE.
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