if any two of us come back from the bar and aren't getting laid we will systematically destroy everything in the kitchen
Jerry, you need to find god
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
Do you think Tom Brady went home tonight and changed his facebook status to "pink with lace"?
So...i'm having a drinking contest, my right hand vs my left, i have a feeling the 24 pack is gonna win
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
I'm in the Wal Mart stall where we found out you weren't pregnant. This is where I'm going to propose to you. I feel like that would be the most romantic
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
they were having sex on the toilet apparently and everytime someone knocked they flushed. it was like an auditory scoreboard of sex duration.
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
The stripper was waving you to the stage, not up on the stage. That's why you got choked out.
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
Can't find our DD
He's backstage giving the strippers foot massages.They kidnapped him the moment he walked thru the door.
No Bryan wants to get drunk, rub inappropriate dudes legs, talk about my vagina and send me pics of his boomerang dick. That's not how you watch basketball.
That's how he does EVERYTHING!
Ever the responsible adult, I just realized that today is the Obamacare deadline, but I'm too high to handle insurance now.
Randomize
