i woke up with socks on this morning
so?
i didnt wear socks last night
im so horny i just used my electric toothbrush to masturbate. god help me
Having a conversation over beer pong about a threesome I participated in...it's only Wednesday
they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
so looking at the guys i've dated i feel my vag is a halfway house
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
I may be bringing home two guys tonight. I'f they won't go for a double-team you can have the lanky one.
I feel like we should build an island for girls that have committed atrocious numbers of unforgivable sins. We'll call it 'whore island' after the anchorman fashion.
We got naked and peed in the garden. Something about bonding with our new house
That BJ in the bathroom was definitely worth the $20 cover.
If I shaved my pubic hair into a heart for valentine's day how much would you judge me?
Son of a bitch took my liquid eyeliner
Life goal: sit on his perfect beautiful David Archuleta-lookalike face
His dick is the size of my forearm. Would it be rude to ask to take a comparison photo after sex?
Ur creepiness is now affecting my life and I'm not okay with it
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