I think I'm in Tiajuana
You are not in Tijuana. I saw you an hour ago
I could be
i friday night watching house. god, i need a life, friends, and a legitimate fake id.
the real housewives of new jersey finale is tonight. it makes me wish we had pot.
What do you want? Don't say anything that would make me look like a pussy at the store.
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She sang Bad Romance to me. Not really the answer I was looking for.
my roommate just showed up covered in dirt, drunk....with a whole ice cream cake that says "it's a girl".
ARE YOU GOING TO SACRIFICE YOUR LIFE FOR MCDONALDS HASHRBOWNS
I'm at the point in my life where I'm trying to get guys I've fucked to give a ride to guys I'm going to fuck.
Yes, he made a MIX CD for our booty call...
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Of course I will... FYI I just gave my balls a crew cut.
Oh please not the Easy Cheese again. That was weird.
You've thrown off my entire schedule. Usually SATURDAYS are my "try to hide the jizz on my leggings" days
His dick is magical but I don't want to die in this blizzard do you see my dilemma
I peed in Andys sink the other day bc I didnt want him to hear me pee
My husband found the cock ring I bought my FWB. I told him it was napkin holder and he believed me. And that’s why I need a side dick
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