the last time I saw her she was leaving the mens bathroom and club rush with her dress inside out. typical tease.
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
no dont talk to me..because of you my bar tab was more expensive than my hospital bill
you told grandpa to call you daddy
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Just had a flashback of you announcing "your nipples aren't that big for the size of your boobs, I've seen them"
He's just a really nice guy who stuck his tongue in the wrong place.
Just saw a guy I fucked in a clown suit in the bar. It's not Halloween. I have got to start making better life decisions.
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
I've found my soulmate with the cardboard Dos Equis man.
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You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
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So as you were leaving, you leaned on the table too much and 3 glasses slid and fell to the floor. You then looked at me and said "To be honest, glass isnt that expensive anyways" and stumbled out of the bar.
Hey do you remember me?
You were a giant banana.... how could I forget.
You think I could convince him that having sex with another girl isn't cheating?
There's a big ass bed, hella ecstasy, and I can guarantee you'll regret every second that you remember.
I deleted your number after I found out you gave my brother head for drugs.
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