According to Glamour magazine, experiencing sexual pleasure helps you live longer. I am dying an early death.
yeah he didnt know till after their one year. You have no idea how bad i wanna say "dude i sucked on those boobs before you"
Dont judge me. Him and his friends got me drunk for free, the least i could do was suck his dick
There comes a time in every girls life when she must use her boobs for good instead of evil.
Your pregnant arnt you
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
She's pissed. She declared she was moving out and proceeded to pack 3 pairs of shoes, her electric wine opener and ONE sock. Then told us to have fun paying her portion of the rent.
just run out there and shit all over the driveway when he comes.. and then point at him
We passed my parents while I was giving him road head...that awkward
You know, I've never slept in a rug with anyone before you
Just remember my house smells of thick cut bacon and I have a big dick.
It's getting harder and harder to find People to carry her home
She shouldn't drink
It's your birthday, you should get to jizz where you want to. Jizz when you want tooo
I'm pretty sure the cop knew you were drunk when you tried to light your cigg with a chapstick.
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
You were like a drunk and unconscious tickle me elmo.
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