i thought he was 22...he said he was 25..he was 19...im 26..it doesnt count if you dont know right?
at 4 in the morning i heated a family sized mac n cheese for a minute and decided to eat it frozen cuz I didn't wanna wait for that long
i think guys who wear condoms are gentleman.
you just used "cock block" and "youth group" in the same sentence. somethings wrong with you.
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Just used the D.E.N.N.I.S system successfully.
Whenever someone from high school gets pregnant or has a pregnancy scare my self esteem grows a good 5 points
the fucking easter bunny is here. he just made 3 cups in a row. no one knows who he is..
If we both stop thinking about your penis for just a moment, we'd realize it is important and good that you are spending quality time with your family
If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?
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Yeah. It's a great diet plan tho. Just have sex every time you get hungry.
I have a callous on the palm of my hand just below my ring finger that is entirely from opening so many beer bottles. I'm strangely proud right now.
Someone the age of your son tried to go home with me from the bar last night
Serious concern: will TSA confiscate my bondage rope?
I feel like an involuntary Mother Theresa. I DON'T WANT TO BE ABSTINENT!
The difference between 22 and 28 is bigger than I realised. I had the urge to put on Spongebob and give him a cookie.
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