I found a pair of size 15 female undies on my floor?? is that big?
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
the best things in life are free. have that freshly fucked look and doing the walk of shame by HIS girlfriend.....priceless
I love my grandma, but if I have to sit and watch one more show on Bravo, I'm gonna burn her fuckin house to the ground
If i off myself, it'll be in a lobster costume in the hot tub with butter...
I guess you can say it's a tradition... whoever brings home the ugliest guy has to do all the cleaning the next day
How do you tell someone they are only invited if they put out?
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
I feel like I have African malaria. I just remembered singing Teenage Dream in full to that biker couple at the bar.
Living a little to me does not involve choreographed Michael Jackson songs
CAN I WEAR ASSLESS CHAPS TO SUNDAY BRUNCH OF JUDGEMENT????
I wish I got like a congrats basket for being a responsible sexually active member of society complete with condoms, tissues and lollipops.
FUCK. EVERYONE MAKE MY CONTACT NAME DADDY ISSUES
It was a simpler time. With fewer STDs.
This night could easily degenerate into a drunken haze of strippers and gambling, but I need a support network.
Randomize
