i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
i did make 45 jello shots and that makes me feel more productive then any paper would
Don't try to dry clothes in the microwave. They'll catch on fire.
I fed the cats at 7 am, made her eggs, gave her oral, and now I'm helping her clean and baking her brownies. Cosmos got nothing on me.
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I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
Pre warning. Your not gonna sleep tonight cuz I'm staying with your roommate. Thanks for breaking up with me.
It's official. I now have that "I was drunk and needed the money" college story to share later in life.
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
tried to out drink an american air force weapons loader. never again
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why is there blood on my car? and are we still friends?
Honestly I have a huge freedom boner right now and if I came it would be red white and blue
So hypothetically speaking.. say someone dropped their birth control pill in a hot bowl of soup, and it possibly disintegrated.. would it be just as useful?
Totally just got spotted hitting the bowl by someone else hitting a bowl. We gave each other a head nod
Also I literally googled "how to fold socks" so that's how my day is going. How's yours?
You drank whiskey for 9 hours and did not eat anything.Nothing good was going to come from that.
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