I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
The tent neighbors already set us on fire w an errant roach. How do you think Bonnaroo's going?!
she's like the billy mays of hookups...touch my boobs and i'll throw in this blow job ABSOLUTELY FREE
You picked a jagger girl up claimed her then walked out the door with her that was the last we saw of you
It's that thing where you don't have any food so you just drink beer to get your needed calories for the day.
The ratio of last drink to last smoke is so tricky. This could go on until the booze is gone
This is home. And home is where you find your family. And you try not to make out with your family.
Would it be weird to tell him that on his b'day he's dressing up and we're having weird Jesus sex?
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
apparently my buddy was fucking on our couch downstairs so i decided it was necessary to walk downstairs naked in a hockey mask.
I was on etsy and I'm like those boobs look way too familiar
The convent might be a nice break from real life
I checked her ID this morning. Lets just say...she's older than my mom
A true gentleman never tells. But yes, I did indeed get laid last night
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