Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
my mom just asked me what a queef is. she needs to stop watching south park
We had sex in the ocean but the tide took our clothes away too. Its no fun walking back to the dorm wearing only a beach blanket between you.
We tried. It's impossible to cum while bouncing on a trampoline. It's like trying to sneeze while keeping your eyes open.
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Dude you made a rodeo shot in beer pong won the game then got in the hot tub poured beer all over the side and screamed "hot tub time machine!"...
This hangover makes more sense now
Is it bad that I see a party full of girls I know he has fucked as a challenge for me to be the one who ends up in his bed?
They won't let us do straight shots of 151 since that guy lit his face on fire.
You should imdb "mourning wood" to see what I'm doing with my $80,000 English degree today
I don't remember because I was drunk out of my mind, but I have it on good authority that weed cinnamon buns at 3 in the morning with chocolate milk are better than sex.
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BABIES FOR EVERYONE. I'd be like Oprah except with babies
COOKIE DOUGH CUPCAKES ARE A THING
Did you really just send me a blank text in response to news as awesome as that?
Why did you load my phone up with pics of Al Gore?
How do you clean human pee out of a carpet
Inconspicuously
Potholders are an underrated garment. Especially naked.
You tried to run away last night. The neighbors brought you back.you were in their hot tub again. This needs to stop
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