i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
Just bought a disco ball for 5 dollars, of course we're drinking tonight.
not sure how we got back down, broken rib says we didn't use stairs
I have to overdose on valtrex I had a rough weekend.
Seriously, in what other class can the final major discussion be what bar you're going to with your prof?
I just had a boat ride of shame. With Senior Citizens.
to improve your porn experience, just imagine a slow speaking older English man narrating it all like a Nature documentary
Seriously. Come back. I've had two beers for breakfast so far. The third will be for lunch since it's already 12.
He talked for 3 hours straight on how his dad is a dentist how fuck do you think my night was
Named all the presidents in order between puke sessions while semi conscious so that's a thing I can do now
I have bits of ceiling fan all over now
My soul is telling me that I need to take this exam naked.
I literally woke up walked into the bathroom, threw up and died this morning. Then went to my 8am.
On a scale of 1-10 I’m at biblical violence
I tried making my own red bull with crushed up caffeine pills, bubbley water and flintstones chewable vitamins. The ER doctor sead I'm lucky to be alive.
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