I drank enough to make her look pretty . . It worked and i threw up while going at it
She left me with blue balls so I jerked off on her french toast in the morning.
just woke up to two already rolled blunts and a full explanation of what happened last night. I love my gf
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
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I used the lotion his mom gave me for christmas to give him a hand job. It felt so wrong.
I'm trying to have a "pick me up from my house so I can get completely annihilated night" any takers? Cmon people this is what friends are for
I'll be there in spirit. Right there in your vagina.
My walk of shame wasn't complete until I projectile vomited clutching my truck bumper while he just smiled with that look of regret.
We need to find out what drug we took so we can take it everyday from here on out
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A stripper choked me last night. Then I choked her. Now we're going on a date this Saturday.
I just got promised sex at a fire station tonight so basically all my porn star dreams are coming true.
Am i obligated to tell my sister her girlfriend was my one night stand three months ago?
It was funny for a while but 3 days later I still can't walk and I've constructed a diaper-like contraption to hold the ice pack on my vagina.
Let's just face it you're going to have an arrangement with your future wife your fuck me on Thursdays
Man I just realized that my only life problem right now is that I have to convince myself not to fuck a 19-y-o
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